tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post1183755949784002031..comments2023-12-31T16:21:50.498-05:00Comments on Enter The Door Within: Wisdom from Kids...WayneThomasBatsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15837713579691260482noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-2225936138594776442011-03-17T16:39:58.093-05:002011-03-17T16:39:58.093-05:00Those are awesome / very funny! This reminds me o...Those are awesome / very funny! This reminds me of my school's sports teams always leaving "tips" on a napkin for our waiters at restaurants. Don't worry, we give them money, too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-78389120629520618792011-03-06T17:27:34.327-05:002011-03-06T17:27:34.327-05:00Haha, That made me laugh Mr. Batson :) And thank...Haha, That made me laugh Mr. Batson :) And thanks for all the stuff you and Sir Hooper have done for us elves! <br /><br />- NessNesshttp://ness.epictales.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-19534797864654184032011-03-06T17:24:01.946-05:002011-03-06T17:24:01.946-05:00VERY funny, lol.VERY funny, lol.GOD guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-74457960013256210972011-03-05T14:04:10.270-05:002011-03-05T14:04:10.270-05:00Dont ever leave your spot because by the time you ...Dont ever leave your spot because by the time you get back the dog will have it.Sidneyhttp://Age 12noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-13449563418852571812011-03-05T14:02:22.243-05:002011-03-05T14:02:22.243-05:00Always read a book before your parents are going t...Always read a book before your parents are going to read to say that you are mindreaderSidneyhttp://Age 12noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-85749514073625935512011-03-02T16:59:06.042-05:002011-03-02T16:59:06.042-05:00Hahahaha! My favorite is 'Felt markers are no...Hahahaha! My favorite is 'Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick' Too funny!Ruth Lopezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06385433711093006198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-3142598047935069732011-03-01T21:27:38.804-05:002011-03-01T21:27:38.804-05:00XD I've seen some of those before, but not all...XD I've seen some of those before, but not all of them. Those are great!Jaredhttp://superstars111.tumblr.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-77547035740251417922011-03-01T13:42:30.422-05:002011-03-01T13:42:30.422-05:00LOLLOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-19753652320348265332011-02-28T21:23:44.532-05:002011-02-28T21:23:44.532-05:00My kids and I loved these. I think we laughed the...My kids and I loved these. I think we laughed the hardest at the last (baptizing the cat)mooneyhttp://www.crmooney.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-69346456322152941362011-02-27T20:50:59.069-05:002011-02-27T20:50:59.069-05:00i have a ten year old sister named Emily and my fa...i have a ten year old sister named Emily and my family's going through the 'pull my finger stage' my dad laughed at "don't pull your dad's finger when he asks you to" and he couldn't stop himself when i said Emily age 10. <br />Also i have a almost 14 year old sister named Naomi, she has a horse and wants a kitten <br />These really made my day<br /><br />Never alone <br />Jolaynejolaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00775865851467930493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-4802276992266460622011-02-27T18:46:37.598-05:002011-02-27T18:46:37.598-05:00Some of those remind me of lessons i've learne...Some of those remind me of lessons i've learned the hard way too many times. Sometimes it takes repetition to drill something like that through my thick skull. unfortunately. *glances at scarred fingers* <br /><br />"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." <br />That one's way too true. Very painful.Pathfinderhttp://www.heedtheprophecies.com/theundergroundnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-50901484476612639822011-02-27T12:12:22.356-05:002011-02-27T12:12:22.356-05:00They're still EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!
-Lady Sarah, wan...They're still EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!<br />-Lady Sarah, wannabe Swordmaiden (still)Sarah Penningtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06377945004067760298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-459948622618430522011-02-27T10:25:10.670-05:002011-02-27T10:25:10.670-05:00Glad you all like them. Just a reminder: I didn...Glad you all like them. Just a reminder: I didn't make these up. Actual kids did. My principal sent this list out on Friday. I just thought they were so funny I wanted to share.WayneThomasBatsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15837713579691260482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-76343906473724461532011-02-26T21:17:51.878-05:002011-02-26T21:17:51.878-05:00LOL! ROTFL! Love this, Sir Batson, Elven Loremaste...LOL! ROTFL! Love this, Sir Batson, Elven Loremaster! These are excellent! I especially like these ones:<br /><br />"Never trust a dog to watch your food." <br /><br />"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."<br /><br />"Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." <br /><br />"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." (I can't do that though . . . my situation is the same as The Director's)<br /><br />"Never, ever, try to baptize a cat." (Though I doubt they'd almost faint . . . you might, but the cat wouldn't.)<br /><br />Excellent work, Sir Batson, Wielder of the Pen of Epicness! <br /><br />You are the coolest living author I know. <br />-Lady Sarah, wannabe SwordmaidenSarah Penningtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06377945004067760298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-19049230652365485582011-02-26T17:11:05.105-05:002011-02-26T17:11:05.105-05:00You can tell these kids have learned this wisdom t...You can tell these kids have learned this wisdom the hard way. ;-)<br /><br />I think I like "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk" as the best one.Robert Treskillardhttp://robert.epictales.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-51126962578104280452011-02-26T00:03:50.215-05:002011-02-26T00:03:50.215-05:00LOL. That was really funny. :)LOL. That was really funny. :)Cloehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12135940302770740895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-21995100542475916362011-02-25T22:33:17.154-05:002011-02-25T22:33:17.154-05:00Those were hilarious! So cute!Those were hilarious! So cute!Parishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05570429200595565076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-78263802103551839622011-02-25T21:57:24.647-05:002011-02-25T21:57:24.647-05:00Oh dear...too many of those..dear me.Oh dear...too many of those..dear me.Precentorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12037567300132532724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-67388533812489477322011-02-25T19:59:57.509-05:002011-02-25T19:59:57.509-05:00Wow.
That was epic.
I laughed...mentally. It ta...Wow.<br /><br />That was epic.<br /><br />I laughed...mentally. It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud (when reading something). But...the baptizing of the cat made me laugh. Out loud. So, here is the complimentary LOL for thee:<br /><br />LOL.<br /><br />Or,<br /><br />ROTAL. <br /><br />Thanks so much for sharing, Sir Batson! XDJakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07013859345463250479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-67391203603388099822011-02-25T16:50:55.134-05:002011-02-25T16:50:55.134-05:00So awesome! My grandma showed me a commic once th...So awesome! My grandma showed me a commic once that made me laugh and laugh! <br /><br />There was a pare of kids all scratched up and dirty in the middle of a room, and their mom was looking down on them like, "what on earth happened to you?!"<br /><br />And the little dilogue button said, "Mom, we've come to the conclusing that you just can't baptize a can."<br /><br />Well, perhaps you have to see it to get the kick out of it that I did. lol! :DStar-Dreamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14298850366884374226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-52491959550650979692011-02-25T16:04:55.785-05:002011-02-25T16:04:55.785-05:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is sooo funny!!! I have anot...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is sooo funny!!! I have another one to add though ;) "When you want to watch a movie ask your mom when she is on the phone or on the computer." ;) works every time! lol I LOVE these!Elizabeth Eiowinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01314475549644438056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-9565360154786780742011-02-25T15:59:57.205-05:002011-02-25T15:59:57.205-05:00HA!!! Thanks, Mr. Batson. That was awesome.
dau...HA!!! Thanks, Mr. Batson. That was awesome.<br /><br />daughteroflightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-59496990241766953732011-02-25T15:06:30.963-05:002011-02-25T15:06:30.963-05:00Epic. I'll be sure to listen and obey! :PEpic. I'll be sure to listen and obey! :PEagles Wingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15115069927537654336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-39821640923397287962011-02-25T12:46:39.175-05:002011-02-25T12:46:39.175-05:00"Out of the mouths of children and infants......"Out of the mouths of children and infants..."Galadrielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12993204559713347090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19752207.post-40180860354269200942011-02-25T12:05:08.179-05:002011-02-25T12:05:08.179-05:00That is some great advice! Haha...That is some great advice! Haha...Jonathan Maioccohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18010872140045330993noreply@blogger.com